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The Maple Leaf Rag

Mapleleaf Man

Canada

April 16, 2010

The title of this blog is from Shakespeare. Do you know what play it's from? Does anyone know the rest of the dialog that usually goes with this line? 

Many of my friends in China want me to give them English names. Some already have some kind of name that is English based but isn't really a name. One of my friends has chosen 'onion' as her name. She told me that her foreign teacher  asked her to pick anything to use as a name and that this would be fine. In truth, I think the English teacher was laughing at his students and didn't really care what word they chose as a name, as long as it was easy for him to remember.

Although most of my friends are Chinese, I mean the friends that I help with English, it's only in China that I find this curious phenomenon.  Everyone else I speak to never even considers an 'English' name. I've begun to wonder if this name thing is based in a teacher's ignorance and disrespect more than in the student's desire for a new name. 

Although I don't know all of my friend's real names, the ones that I do know sound wonderful and are quite easy to pronounce. For this reason I am mystified as to why someone would want an English name that makes them sound like a vegetable over their Chinese name which makes them sound interesting and wonderfully mysterious!

You know, some foreign teachers are both ignorant and lazy. They don't want to take the time to get to know your real name and feel that by giving you an English name, it will make it easy for them to remember you. Alternatively, they may give you a silly English name for their own amusement. Perhaps they really don't want to be where they are so they play a little game with their students by giving them ridiculous names. 

What do you think? If I ever get the chance to teach in another country, it would be my honour to get to know everyone's real names.

Thanks for reading! 

 

09:02 AM Apr 24 2010

Ulya aga

Ulya aga
Russian Federation

i guess by a phonetic language you mean that relations between words and grammatical meaning is indicated through rythme and intonation,,, if i'm not mistaken this type oflanguages is called dtem languages and chinese is one of them. as for russian and english there are some similarities like between all Indo-European languages, but at the same time English is analytical which means grammatical meaning expressed by means of particles, while russian is syntethical where word relations and grammatical emaning are  indicated through numerous inflexions

Gosh this was quite a lecture, i'm sorry for putting on a teacher's voice, Foot in mouthi just love talking baout languages... Innocent

07:43 AM Apr 24 2010

Mapleleaf Man
Canada

Yes, I agree. Unfortunately, I don't know much about how some languages began. What mystifies me is the way languages are written. What is the basis of all of that? English is phonetic but is Arabic phonetic? Is Russian? I know Chinese and Japanese aren't and that's maybe why they are so hard to learn. Pure memory work! It's all fun and learning the origins of your own language is a good goal. 

04:32 AM Apr 24 2010

Ulya aga

Ulya aga
Russian Federation

i guess it depends on people, some just feel the language, russian ( especially some stylistic matters) is hard and my teacher used to say 'guys, don't ask me why but take it this rule as it is ' )) although knowing more facts about the development of the language, some process the language's undergone might be of great help)) and the more languages you know the better you understand your own native tongue...

08:18 PM Apr 23 2010

Mapleleaf Man
Canada

I often find that if I think about a word, usually a very simple word, it starts to look odd or different. It's common to forget how to spell something, especially if you are trying to explain it to someone who doesn't speak English. Perhaps that proves that language isn't as intuitive as we might think. 

01:45 PM Apr 23 2010

Ulya aga

Ulya aga
Russian Federation

well that were his words which i do agree with...  as for those ridiculous names i am personally of the mind that when  you  keep saying a word for 1000 times it looses its meaning,  having said 'onion' a thousand of time we may not picture the vegetable itself))

01:39 PM Apr 23 2010

Mapleleaf Man
Canada

You are correct, of course. Chekhov...sorry, Shakespeare would be proud! :) 

01:20 PM Apr 23 2010

Ulya aga

Ulya aga
Russian Federation

a rose by any other name would smell as sweet Smile

03:43 AM Apr 17 2010

Mapleleaf Man
Canada

Thanks for your comments! I guess it is an Asian thing but, for me, it's specifically happening to my Chinese friends not those in Taiwan or other countries. But I only know one Japanese person so my survey doesn't work there, I guess. Perhaps teachers are looking at a mass of students, thinking that they are all the same. What a loss for the teacher! Getting to know the student's personalities is the best part of teaching, I would think. 

09:28 PM Apr 16 2010

lesley moore
China

you are right, i think you could be a good teacher if you really take it as a career.

name is important in chinese philosophy and mind, it represents the value, knowledge of a family. so let a people who doesn't know you deeply make a name, it is a little inappropriate..

08:37 AM Apr 16 2010

Dannyhiga

Dannyhiga
Peru

 Hello .. :)

 Oh I've seen this before, though I didn't know it happened in China too :D In a Japanese series I watched, the English teacher asked her students to choose an English name too, and some of them just chose any noun ... D:

 Maybe it's an Asian phenomenom :O Because that doesn't happen in my country (I'm Peruvian)  ;)

 And I agree with you, I think those teachers do not take their students seriously, which is a shame btw  :(

April 5, 2010

I think most people here know that I do English videos for Youtube.com. Recently, because China has blocked Youtube, I have uploaded most of my videos to youku.com. Youku.com is a Chinese language video website that is available in China. 

It never occurred to me that people from other countries whose governments have blocked Youtube might be able to have access to youku. Countries such as Iran and Turkey sometimes block Youtube. If you can't access my videos on youtube.com, try to see them on youku.com. My name there is mapleleafman so search for that and you will find most of my videos.

The site is completely Chinese but I am able to find my way around it and I'm sure that you will find it easy to use. If you use Google Chrome as a browser, it will translate the pages for you.

Let me know if this works or if you have problems accessing the site or my videos. Thanks for reading! 

11:31 PM Apr 05 2010

ftm_ashari

ftm_ashari
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

haha thanks

April 3, 2010

Two of my friends recently got into trouble on Skype and MSN. They were send a message by a stranger, a girl, who chatted with them and wanted to see them on their webcams. No problem, it seemed, since this was a girl and she was on her webcam too. 

The girl chats for a while and then asked my friends to show their body. The stranger shows her body so my friends thought it was ok to show theirs on their webcam.

My friends did not know that this girl was recording the webcam video and would later sell the video to a website.

One of my friends thought this was funny since she isn't too shy at all but the other girl was very shocked and upset. She felt scared and was terribly afraid that her family would find out about what happened. 

The reason for this blog is to warn any girls out there who think they can trust another girl on the Internet. Well, they can't. Women are just as bad as men sometimes.

If you are going to do anything on your webcam that involves showing your body, make sure you know who is watching and make sure you are comfortable with it. And if a girl asks you to show your body just because she is showing hers, then DON'T! The girl will be recording it for sure. 

11:28 PM Apr 03 2010

ftm_ashari

ftm_ashari
Iran, Islamic Republic Of

I have always thought these things are common only in my country. oh it's universal.

but I can't understand how a girl can trust another girl in this situation because she is a girl. I think there are two possibilities for the girl who asks for such things from another girl: 1- she is a lesbian. so what's the difference between showing your web to her or a guy? 2- she isn't a lesbian. so why should she want to see  that?

09:23 AM Apr 03 2010

Miguel A. Escobar E.
Colombia

I find quite useful a warning like this. Every time I open my msn I face an invite from "the hottest girls on Earth" besides no less hot messages. I just simply reject them. It´s important women, specially the youngest, do not fall into these traps, nor even with people they already know. I´ve rejected numberless girls who just add me because they found me someone known´s pages and want to wide their contacts. I have taken my time giving them some advice telling them that´s not a good idea.

On the other hand, we must be very careful with the information we give through social networks. I get worried when I see paople displaying address, telephone numbers, mobiles, work places, and so on.