Learn English with English, baby!

Join for FREE!

Social_nav_masthead_logged_in

Share what you know and learn what you need

alkhader

alkhader

United Kingdom

September 16, 2007

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss   1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away

7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you  

9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

IF YOU NEED THE REST THIS IS MY E-MAIL

alkhader_1882@yahoo.com

03:36 AM Apr 06 2008

rooia

rooia
Iraq

Hi  

wow !!!!!great..really intresting..give us more

03:33 AM Apr 06 2008

rooia

rooia
Iraq

 Hi

06:17 AM Sep 18 2007

jean55
Virgin Islands, U.S.

 Hello
j e a n _ d o m a @ y a h o o .c o m
My name is Miss. jean a single young girl,searching for a mature man with sense also that's kind, caring , understandable and loving and after reading your profile, i derive interest on you so here's my private email address, (j e a n _ d o m a @ y a h o o .c o m) so that i will be sending some of my photos directly to your email box for futher introduction ok, awaiting your respond.
kisess with love and cherish you forever.
jean.

September 16, 2007

  • How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
  • Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
  • How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
  • How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
  • Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
  • If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.
  • All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.
  • I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
  • I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.
  • Scientists have discovered a food to diminish a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is Wedding Cake.
  • Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.
  • Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!"
  • In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
  • Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law.
  • Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son.
  • The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
  • Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

    • 06:16 AM Sep 18 2007

    jean55
    Virgin Islands, U.S.

    		 Hello
    j e a n _ d o m a @ y a h o o .c o m
    My name is Miss. jean a single young girl,searching for a mature man with sense also that's kind, caring , understandable and loving and after reading your profile, i derive interest on you so here's my private email address, (j e a n _ d o m a @ y a h o o .c o m) so that i will be sending some of my photos directly to your email box for futher introduction ok, awaiting your respond.
    kisess with love and cherish you forever.
    jean.

    September 15, 2007

    I found people hear are interesting. Some of them real freinds and some not but i am so happy to have many friends who are loyal honest ... you know the rest

    I love people who like to conatct me on my e-mail send me good e-mails and I will keep and send him 2

     

    My regards

    alkhader ali 

    12:36 AM Nov 21 2007

    asmigi
    Bangladesh

    Hi Alkhader

    Thank you very much for your nice commends. This is real and I admit with you. Infact we have to a habit to share each other. So we can learn.

    Thank you again for your boldness commends 

    Migi