Jokes to improve......

just to improve our English….laughing a little bit

A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race come about?"

The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children
and so all mankind was made."

Two days later she asks her father the same question. The father answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys, and we developed from them."

The confused girl returns to her mother and says: "Mom, how is it possible that you told me that the human race was created by God and Papa says we developed from monkeys?"

The mother answers, "Well dear, it is very simple. I told you about the origin of my side of the family, and your father told you about his side."

Story for girls…

At 8      You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18    You tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28    You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38    She tells you a story and takes you to bed.

At 48    She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58    You stay in bed to avoid her story.

At 68    If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78    What story??? Who's bed?..and Who the hell are you?<!- google_ad_section_end ->

God and the man

A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a
few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."

So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,
so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"

God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."

The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you,
how much is a million dollars?"

God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."

The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me
five cents please?"

God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son.
Just wait five minutes!"


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