new joke daily

every day I recieve a new  joke in my email

and would like to share it with you friend s , ok  , .you can do the same ,

here is the first one  :

A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!" 

Wife:"Darling,the dinner of today is as delicious as that of last night."

Husband eagerly asked:" What is it?"

Wife:" The leftovers of last night's dinner"

very funny

A little boy was afraid of the dark. One night his mother told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said, "Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. "You don't have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus is out there. He'll look after you and protect you."

The little boy looked at his mother real hard and asked, "Are you sure he's out there?"

"Yes, I'm sure. He is everywhere, and he is always ready to help you when you need him," she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and then went to the back door and cracked it a little. Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If you're out there, would you please hand me the broom?"

Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.

thank you very much monatta

 it is very funny

Back then,when a wife is going to deliver her child,the one who feel the pain of the delivering is the father of the child,not the mother.so one day,a wife was going to give birth to her child.but then everybody was a little shock because her husband was doing just fine,as if he didn’t feel any pain at all.and then turn out that a well known member of the city was feeling a great suffering when the delivering began.after that event people started asking God to switch the delivering pain from men to women.that’s why now women always feel suffering when they are delivering their child. (It’s a joke,OK) : )

Back then,when a wife is going to deliver her child,the one who feel the pain of the delivering is the father of the child,not the mother.so one day,a wife was going to give birth to her child.but then everybody was a little shock because her husband was doing just fine,as if he didn’t feel any pain at all.and then turn out that a well known member of the city was feeling a great suffering when the delivering began.after that event people started asking God to switch the delivering pain from men to women.that’s why now women always feel suffering when they are delivering their child. (It’s a joke,OK) : )

Back then,when a wife is going to deliver her child,the one who feel the pain of the delivering is the father of the child,not the mother.so one day,a wife was going to give birth to her child.but then everybody was a little shock because her husband was doing just fine,as if he didn’t feel any pain at all.and then turn out that a well known member of the city was feeling a great suffering when the delivering began.after that event people started asking God to switch the delivering pain from men to women.that’s why now women always feel suffering when they are delivering their child. (It’s a joke,OK) : )

A granny powered on Tv and an American Football was on.

They granny hit the Tv set and said angrily:"poor quality, how the football isn't round!"