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Pick-up Lines

Date: May 10 2007

Topic: Conversational English

Author: john

Lesson

It's always hard to start a conversation with someone who you're interested in. How do you do it?

There are some famous pick-up lines that you probably shouldn't use, like:

"Do you come here often?"
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"Do you have any raisins? How about a date?"

Maybe it's best to say something normal, like "Hello."

What do you think?

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the--ooples

United States

if she is with a grrop , u aprotech the groop point yor boddy at some 1 elce and talk 2 her frends , come in with somthing like did u her about ___(somthing u sal on the news) wate 3 mints b4 u make eye contat , keep facing some 1 elce thin u nag , tell her a joke , win she lafs say somthing like dot that agin it was cute , i grew up on bugs bunny , u have daffys laff – do it agin, have 2 peces of gum in yor pocket , giv her 1 , and thin eat 1 yor self, it lowers the self estem ,big part of sargin u some how git her active , u say hay i got go , u look like a lot of fun , u got some digits and a name , in case me and my frens deside 2 have a partty, it wood be sweet if u wod cum, but u haf 2 leave…... or shell think u a a creep

if she is buy her self , walk up 2 her , acting like u are on yor cell fon be like , be like stupid , and thin hange up , and thin be like me and my brother wer having a convo , ok so his girl frned , spind a lot of time with her ex , even spinds the nites some times , he nos nothing like sex is going on , becus se ses that she is a virgen and she is aaving it till marege and well he wanst 2 brake up with her, well im just going on and on and on ,the queston is is it ok for some 1 2 be relly close frends with ther ex, (thay ancer), well , what if ther ex is the same sex(ancere) , sell what if it turend out that it was her fathers first dauter with a diffrent woman and she never emt her b4(she ancers) well thanke u i know thes questons wer kina desterbing, mind if i buy u a cup of coffy , 2 make up 4 it