some jokes

  Ex co-worker

At the outpatient surgery center where I work, the anesthesiologist often chatted with patients before their operations to help them relax. One day he thought he recognized a woman as a co-worker at the VA hospital where he had trained. When the patient confirmed that his hunch was correct, he said, "So, tell me, is the food still as bad there as it used to be?"

"Well," she replied, "I'm still cooking it."

                   Four letter word

Patient: During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter  word that upset me very much.  Nurse: What word was that?  Patient: "Oops!"    

               chocolate

a man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. there was one  lady in front of him. she ordered a chocolate cone.  the soda-jerk told her he's sorry but they have run out of chocolate. she  said, "ok, then i'll have some chocolate."  he told her, "lady, i'm out of chocolate."  once again she said, "ok, i'll just have some chocolate." exasperated, he said, "lady, spell van as in vanilla."  she spelled van.  he said, "good, now spell straw as in strawberry."  she spelled straw.  he said, "good, now spell f*** as in chocolate."  the lady said, "there is no f*** in chocolate."  he replied, "that's what i'm trying to tell you."