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China
December 29, 2007
 Monk Tang and his disciples travel by air,air crashed en route.and there're only 3 parachutes. And then,Monk Tang said:"let's answer some questions,and who can't do it ,just take a leap from the airplane." Monk Tang:Wukong,how many suns in the sky? Wukong:One. Monk Tang:OK,take one please. Monk Tang:Shaseng,how many moons in the sky? Shaseng:One. Monk Tang:OK,take another one. And Bajie was so happy ,cos the questions' so easy. Monk Tang:Bajie,how many stars in the sky? ... Bajie took a leap from the airplane without any word. They had a travel before long by air,and air crashed en route again,and still three parachutes there. They did the same thing as before. Monk Tang:Wukong,when set The People's Republic of China up? Wukong:In 1949. Monk Tang:OK,have one please. Monk Tang:Shaseng,how many people were died during the War of liberation? Shaseng:Two hundred and fifty thousand people. Monk Tang:OK,have another please. Monk Tang:well,Bajie,what’s the name of that Two hundred and fifty thousand people ? …Bajie have to jump again. The third time,they traveled by air , air crashed en route once again. At this time,Bajie said:Master,that's no need for you to ask me,I jump. And then leaped. Monk Tang: Amitabha,there're 4 parachutes here this time! Wish you New Year's Day Happiness,and keep smile everyday. 唐僧四人坐飞机去旅游，途中飞机失事，可是降落伞只有三把． 于是，唐僧说了，大家来答题，答不出来的跳下去． 唐僧：悟空，天上有几个太阳呀？ 悟空：一个． 唐僧：好，给你一把． 唐僧：沙僧，天上有几个月亮啊？ 沙僧：一个． 唐僧：好，也给你一把． 一旁的八戒好开心，这么简单的问题． 唐僧：八戒， 天上有几颗星星啊？ ．．．． 八戒跳了下去． 没过多久，他们四人又坐飞机去旅游了．途中又失事，降落伞还是只有三把． 他们又继续回答问题． 唐僧：悟空，中华人民共和国什么时候成立呀？ 悟空：１９４９年． 唐僧：好．给你一把． 唐僧：沙僧，解放战争，死了多少人啊？ 沙僧：２５０万人． 唐僧：好，也给你一把． 唐僧：八戒，那２５０万人的名字是什么呀？ ......八戒又只好跳了下去． 第三次，他们四人又坐飞机去旅游了，途中又出事故了． 这时候，八戒说到：师傅，你不用问了，我自己跳． 然后就纵身一跳． 唐僧合手：阿弥陀佛，这次降落伞有四把！ 祝元旦快乐，天天有笑容 |
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