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hasteccol

hasteccol

Saudi Arabia

Hello everybody,

I like to hear a joke from every visitor , to learn and improve our English in a funny way :)

One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five
dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five
dollars from.
The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for
doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.
The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see
your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl.
The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I
got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing
a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed."
The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is…''
Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked
him, I didn't wear any panties today.''

07:50 AM Mar 24 2007 |

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hasteccol

hasteccol

Saudi Arabia

No body have a little joke

06:58 AM Mar 25 2007 |

elspet

elspet

Indonesia

Mr.Right told Cherry that anybody who beat a frog whether he or she means to do that or not, will get a very ugly life partner. So that she always tells herself not to beat a frog or even two or so.

because of her carefully, she is able to handle everything well, she never beats any frog. That is why, she got a very handsome and rich man as his life partner.

Cherry is not that beautiful, she cannot be said beautiful…

The groom's friends was curious, and asked the groom, "what's wrong friend? You got this kind of girl?! Come on, Isn't there another more beautiful girl???"

The groom replied," I wasn't carefully, I did beat a frog on my way home that last party…" 

07:17 AM Mar 25 2007 |

hasteccol

hasteccol

Saudi Arabia

ha ha ha ha cute elspet

ka ka ka ka

 

looooooool

11:10 AM Mar 25 2007 |

elspet

elspet

Indonesia

"OK class, today we will discuss about tenses.." a teacher told her students at the beginning of the class,

"to ensure that you have mastered all the tenses, here I have an example, and I want you to tell me, what the tenses of the statement I will give to you…"

I have this sentece, "Oh my god, I am very beautiful",

"Anybody can tell me what the tenses is?' the teacher asked her

One of her student raised his hand" I can mam, to be honest, it is past tense"

 

05:51 AM Mar 28 2007 |