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Stupid question - smart answer

Eleniya

Eleniya

Russian Federation

A kinda old game that we already played here long ago :)


I’d like to revive it now.


One asks something stupid, next answers and posts his/her own question.


Example: Why the Earth is round?


            – Because she is a sister of other planets in Solar system :)


Let’s start.


P.S. Don’t be afraid to ask something stupid, it’s just for fun :)


11:11 AM Jan 23 2012 |

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Eleniya

Eleniya

Russian Federation

How does Santa manage to give his gifts to the whole world in one night?

11:13 AM Jan 23 2012 |

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

mimicking multiplies that’s why ;)


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why people can’t laugh when they are angry?

11:19 AM Jan 23 2012 |

Grosova

Grosova

Ukraine

Answer: He stops time to time to fly around the world

11:21 AM Jan 23 2012 |

Grosova

Grosova

Ukraine

Do you know how to turn the penguins?

11:21 AM Jan 23 2012 |

Eleniya

Eleniya

Russian Federation

1.People can’t laugh when they’re angry, because their mouths are tightly compressed with anger :)


2.You should tickle them :)


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Why leaves are green?

11:44 AM Jan 23 2012 |

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

Because they are eye-doctors telling about those who are color blind or those who are not ;)


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Why trees can’t walk in garden?

11:51 AM Jan 23 2012 |

Eleniya

Eleniya

Russian Federation

their legs and feet are turned upside down and stiffened :)


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Why a person calling on someone’s home phone, asks : Where are you? :D

11:56 AM Jan 23 2012 |

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

To give them chance to feign that they are not at home … In other words a chance to tell them that they are unwanted guest at this very moment ;)


Why we can’t stop our sneeze? 

12:00 PM Jan 23 2012 |

Eleniya

Eleniya

Russian Federation

We haven’t a remote control in our nose haha :D


Why lazybones is so lazy? or are lazy?

12:03 PM Jan 23 2012 |

Saladeen

Saladeen

Pakistan

because they can’t dance ;)


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Why there is ‘law’ in ‘mother-in-law’?

12:17 PM Jan 23 2012 |