HOW TO IMPRESS MEN & WOMEN?..

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THIS IS A HUMOR COLLECTION BETWEEN ABOUT WOMEN & MEN FROM BRAIN CANDY JOKE..

How to Impress a Woman

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her….

How to Impress a Man

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

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Hi lots i think you you forgotten a think about how to impress a man:

Bring away his mother in law!!!

hi talorno69..hahahhha..u are right….

penetrate her

make a suprise  t o   her  ..haha  if  i am  ,i will enjy it

an elegant, smart man can easily impress a woman but a woman do not need to wear anyhthing to impress a man, this is the difference

How to Impress a Man

"Show up naked.
Bring beer.

There is no need for the beer."

It depends on how she looks being naked. :)))
something like:
"Show up nake… Oh, God, get dressed, please! Better just bring me some beer. " :))))

i think that we need more things to prove true love with her

hmm interesting but I can't deny it ;-)) 

feelings are already directedto men fom womans that all