HOW TO IMPRESS MEN & WOMEN?..

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THIS IS A HUMOR COLLECTION BETWEEN ABOUT WOMEN & MEN FROM BRAIN CANDY JOKE..

How to Impress a Woman

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her….

How to Impress a Man

Show up naked.
Bring beer.

"a naked woman can never impress man…"

if a man lives among naked women all around, then you are right.. :)) then dressed woman has more chances to impress such a man :))

"..the man will close his … eyes…"

oh, God! what a look must have a naked woman to make somebody close eyes??! :)))

"woman needs to wear half clothes if she wants to attract man"

 I'd say this is a case of a personal taste. But I admit, yeah, sometimes it looks very sexy when a girl has only her stockings on or something.. :)))

hehehe  Dissipator you did it again , man!!

Laughed a lot….... I like men with sense of humor

Dear Dissipator,

The whole humanity lives in world of imaginations….. which is called sexuality…. we enjoy imaginatons.. that what we do while looking upon a romantic film.. The action we wanted to do in reality… we impose our self..

when we see a woman dressed in clothes we just start her making undressed in our world of imaginations.. this is what we male enjoy..

There are a lot other ways to impress a man other than being naked. But being naked is a one shot impression

"Too late…"

Oh, dammit! :)))
That's an extreme case… I think that woman (??) shouldn't've been stripped even in our imaginations… as Devindernagpal said. :)

i really appreciate you have such a meanningful understanding,i like it ,thank you !

Dear Nu pogodi,
After seeing your show
I wish to say
‘Best of luck’

is that real?as you say if a man wanna impress a woman,he should do lots of things,but women wanna impress men just do one thing,sex?~~

"Hey, you let her in. You would never let a naked woman in without knowing her, right? Well, maybe to call the police. "

Thanks to God that type of a gal couldn't've got into my house (even to call the police), because I don't have a garage… :)))))