Share ur most humorous joke. :)

Hey Friends,

Hope to hear ur  jokes…

What's an ATTITUTE??

Three Ants saw an elephant coming…

1st Ant: We will kill him…

2nd Ant: We will break his leg…

3rd Ant: Leave him dude, he is alone and we are three so that won't be fair…

hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahha

ok now that is REALLY REALLY good way to know the time 

Those boys are smart heheheheehhehhehhehh

Good one keep them coming   

Jimmy: Dad, how can you tell if you are drunk?

Father: Look son. If i look at the two policemen over there and say there are four of them, i am drunk.

Jimmy: But there is only one policeman, Dad!

A bus stops  and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation.
 
The lady sitting next to  them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the  following:
 
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses  come together.
I come  once-a-more!
Two asses, they come  together again.
I come again and pee  twice.
Then I come one lasta  time."
 
The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex  obsessed pig," she
retorted  indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public  
places about our sex lives."  
 
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a  justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell  ' Mississippi '.
   
$5.00 says you're gonna read this  again

go on  ..........so funny…....

1. Affectionate . . . . . . . . . . Horny.
   
   Romantic . . . . . . . . . . . . Horny.
   
   Passionate . . . . . . . . . . . REALLY horny.
2. guide to translating  personal feelings…..

Q. Why did God create Adam before he created Eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.

heheheehe     sorry girsl but I had to agree with that!!

Enough ..for now  

i come here the first.i read your story.it is  interesting !thank you for taking much pleasure!

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.

The first Catholic woman tells her friends
"My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him
'Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he
walks
into a room, people call him
'Your Grace.'"

The third Catholic crone says "My son is a
cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say
'Your Eminence.'"

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee
in silence, the first three women give her this
subtle "Well…?" Finally she replies, "My son
is a gorgeous, 6' 2, hard-bodied stripper, when
he walks into a room women say,
'Oh my God'."

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of
Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and
was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail
address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he
missed one letter, so his note was directed instead to an elderly
preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the
monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

Hearing this, her family rushed into the room and saw the following note
on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.
Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Signed,
Your eternally loving husband.
PS. Sure is hot down here

A Heart Melting Love Story:

 Boy:  I can't marry you, my family members refused.

 Girl:   Who are they to stop our Love?

 Boy:  My Wife and Three Children…..