Using Humor to learn English

nice try Apple, my Boss wouldn’t know how to turn on a computer even after a genie had granted him with the wish of computer savviness  : )

It changed my mood a lot, Really 

@snoopyboy:

I know what you did there, snoopy.. maybe I am not what I am showing of.. maybe I’m not a girl.. maybe I am registered here for you, to see what you do here. Sign, LOL-ed Boss.

Today Its raining  in buenos Aires, i have to stay indoors, but you guys  are awesome ,I can´t stop laughing  at your  humor. keep it that way , it paid off  staying online. 

My boss thinks I’m delighted to be at work  because I just keep smiling, little does he know my English,Baby page is wide open in front of me  ;]

Apple you should resist my comment and said 
” I’m the greatest and the most valuable product in the whole wide world “ LOL 

Crizsearch: You know me so well.. -Apple :)))))

Hahahaha yeaah snoopy should not be playing ebaby when working.. snoopyboy is naughty! :[

ahahahhaha and do you know what has apple said???
Apple: Only a little part of myself rotten, I beg you not to trow me away   LOL

AppleRome, havent´you read that Snoopy is not supposed to be laughing on monday ? 

@Buttafly: Ahahahahahhaha :))))

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Here is the humour for your Monday ^^ :

Brocolli: I’m not happy with my looks.. I look like a tree! :[

Walnut: And I look like a brain!

Mushroom: That’s not too bad.. I look like an umbrella!

Banana: Can we please change the topic!??

It’s Monday and I’m at work I’m not supposed to be laughing

: )

Dear, Alston this lesson will always be flooded with comments, because the idea of the lesson you created is perfect.

I want to thank everyone for submitting your jokes, it’s good practice to be able to express yourself in English and laugh at the same time.  Here’s a couple of funny commercials from US TV:

1. There’s a commercial for an optometrist office where a lady needs glasses because she can’t see very well.  She lives in a wooded area and opens the front door to her house to let her cat in.  She says: “Here Kitty, Kitty” and a raccoon walks in!

2. There was a commercial of an oil company that sells some high performance gasoline and says if you buy this gasoline you’ll put a tiger in your car’s fuel tank.  A motorist says, “how can I get a tiger in my tank when I can’t get my wife to ride in the front seat?”

iam agree with you bro. hhmm, like a role play or the games.

Criz.   poor caller ,  instead of putting her  through , the operator  made her pissed off with  his  responses.                                                                                                                  Yes, no good action goes unrewarded 

Hello dear Lesya, I think it’s true, can we call that multi-tasker? :D

Julito…..... Let say it is your saving for kindness hehehe if you do good thing, it will turns good to you :D Ciayoooo 


Today I caught a nice humor, hope you guys like it!!

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan(anyone) 
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I’m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It’s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noe Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noe Wan (no one) got injured and now Noe Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this, you moron!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator : I’m Saw Lee (Sorry).
Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

Applerome,    wait,wait . I am not sure what you are getting at. Humour is also a bodily fluid , is that what you mean ¿  hehehehe

I just have one humour and I always laugh every time I remember it.

If you understand, you can start laughing now. :))

Lesya,  agree, a perfect excuse..     Anja , how are you today?