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louise.luo

China

November 15, 2007

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria!
____________ _________ _________ ______

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: the one that says, "School
             Ahead, Go Slow."
____________ _________ _________ _______

TEACHER: John, why are you doing
                 your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!

06:31 AM Nov 15 2007

sheybi
Somalia

hi my name sheybi

06:31 AM Nov 15 2007

sheybi
Somalia

hi my name sheybi

YOU

November 14, 2007

    You have brains in your head.

     You have feet in your shoes.

    You can steer yourself in any direction you choose.

    You are on your own.

    And you know what you know.

    You are the guy who'll decide where to go.

05:39 AM Nov 14 2007

emircan15
Turkey

hello how are u msn adres_?

November 14, 2007

    This is the resurrection time, That which was dead,or so it seemed, has come to life again--the stiff branch, supple; the brown earth, green. This is the miracle: There is no death; there is in truth eteral life.

    Everywhere, spring brings the blessed reassurance that life goes on, that death is no more than a passing season. The plan never falters;the design never changes.