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The problems with guys

flower20

flower20

Netherlands

I read an article The problems with guys in Yemen Times journal by Nasser alhamami And I like to share it with it's funny …so this what he wrote:

 

The problems with guys

If u treat him nicely, he says u are in love with him.

If u don't, he says u are proud

If u dress nicely, he says u are trying to lure him.

If u don't, he says u are from village

If u argue with him, he says u are stubborn

If u keep quiet he says u have no brains 

If u are smarter than him he'll lose face 

If he's smarter than u he is great

If u don't love him he tries to possess u.

If u love him he try to leave u (very true huhh?)

If tell him your problem he says u are troublesome

If u don't he says that u don’t trust him

If u scolds him u are like a nanny to him.

If he scolds u it's because he cares for u

If u break your promise can't be trusted

If he breaks his he is forced to do so

If u smoke u are bad girl

If he smokes he is gentleman

If u do well in your exams he says it's luck

If he does well it's brains

If u hurt him u are cruel

If he hurts u are too sensitive!!! &sooo hard to please!!!!

If u send this to guys they will swear that's not true….but  if u don't they say u are selfish

The moral of this story is…..

 SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE ANYWAY….Send it to girls also gives them some laughter… 

 

11:57 AM Jun 05 2009 |

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nsoooor

Saudi Arabia

Hi allIn my opinion, he was hard. If someone says something

05:08 PM Jun 07 2009 |

nsoooor

Saudi Arabia

Hi all, In my opinion he was hard.  If someone says something, he should prove what he said. Otherwise can't say. The problem wasn't in what he said i think in that juornal how  they  can aprove him to write that.  Again to the subject, as amatter of fact most of guys in these days don't care to another side mood.  I think you konw !! what I mean.  Today live is different than 20 years ago. Todays guys should think about them future about them education. I'd like to say this isn't not today-guys.Thank you very much and welcome to your comment.

05:19 PM Jun 07 2009 |

Zambuka

Zambuka

United States

everything is totally the truth!!! i have two brothers and they don't understand the way i can talk to my friends for some hours))))) the can't understand us!!! Girls ! we made them think!! 

06:05 PM Jun 07 2009 |

dhouha89

dhouha89

Tunisia

Ulya aqa  I like your comment especially when talking about a frog in a blender when dancing and when.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems

SmileSmileLaughing

06:13 PM Jun 07 2009 |

Unjust Angle

Saudi Arabia

understand what exatly the way u think or behave or the the way u talk ???

if about talking to ur friends for hours it dosn't matter 'coz everyone do to only the girls like to talk n some other ppl like to write mails or even send som sms or mms to other they see it more enjoible and i like to use it

then hell to this shit and what joke

06:18 PM Jun 07 2009 |

Unjust Angle

Saudi Arabia

as for me just talking about me don't take it in genral 'coz somtime i been numb head

01:08 PM Jun 08 2009 |

dhouha89

dhouha89

Tunisia

  I think you know whythey don't understand us NANALaughingLaughingSmile

05:33 PM Jun 08 2009 |

flower20

flower20

Netherlands

NsoooR u know what i just want to say think before u write

what u wrote is totaly completaly wrong "i think in that juornal how  they  can aprove him to write that."what u mean by that what u want >>>>the juornal u know how is rights when u write in the juornal <dear brother again think before u lips

07:06 PM Jun 08 2009 |

flower20

flower20

Netherlands

dhouha89  &

* NANA *

welcome sistersLaughing

07:32 PM Jun 08 2009 |