Intro
1. Learn Vocabulary - Learn some new vocabulary before you start the lesson.
2. Read and Prepare - Read the introduction and prepare to hear the audio.
Dale used to be a police officer. He decided to get a calmer, safer job. Now he works from a desk. Working a desk job seems like the most harmless thing in the world. But Dale is having some problems with the life of a pencil pusher.
A pencil pusher (also sometimes called a paper pusher) is a person who works in an office and doesn’t do anything very exciting. It’s not really a compliment to call someone a pencil pusher, but it’s certainly not a terrible thing to be. That is, unless you’re Dale.
Watch as Dale discusses his concerns about working a desk job with Mason, the office janitor.
3. Watch - Watch the video without reading the dialog.
Dialog
1. Listen and Read - Listen to the audio and read the dialog at the same time.
2. Study - Read the dialog again to see how the vocab words are used.
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Mason: Hey, Dale!
Dale: Hey! Oh, wow! Are you having the same problem I am?
Mason: Problem?
Dale: Ever since I became a pencil pusher I’ve been stuck at this desk all day, and I swear it’s killing my body.
Mason: Killing you! Hold on, buddy, let me check out this desk for you.
Dale: Yeah, check it out, I think it’s the desk.
Mason: Well, the desk seems to be in order. Hold on, hold on, let me check out this chair for you. Why don’t you…
Dale: Ah!
Mason: Try mopping! Mopping is great for your health, man! Why don’t you give that a try? Sweep up a little bit! There’s a spot over there that you missed.
Dale: Why don’t you do a couple of reports there for me? This is feeling great.
Mason: Hold on, I’m getting a crick over here! I think there’s something wrong with this pencil pushing thing! I need to be broom pushing! You sit down there and deal with your back problem. I’ve got floors to clean, man, floors to clean.
Dale: I used to be in great shape, now I’m just a pencil pusher! Jason, are you busy?
Jason: Well, I’m not terribly busy.
Dale: Oh, good! Can you just do a report for me?
Jason: You want me to do it for you?
Dale: Yeah, well, you don’t really have to do it, you just have to type it. Because, look, I’m really not in good shape anymore, I have this carpal tunnel, it’s killing me. This desk job is killing me.
Jason: I think you can type it, Dale. I think you’re being a bit of a hypochondriac. Maybe you miss your old job and how exciting it was. Just having a hard time being a pencil pusher?
Dale: Come on, man, just type the report for me! Just type it! I’m- I’m cured! I’m absolutely cured!
Jason: What do you know!
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Discussion
Dale is uncomfortable in his desk chair. Mason offers to take a break from cleaning and trade places with him for a moment. As he mops the floor, Dale’s back feels batter. But Mason is quickly uncomfortable at the desk chair too and makes Dale trade back.
Then Dale turns to Jason and asks him if he can do some work for him because his wrists hurt. Jason tells Dale that there’s nothing wrong with him. He believes Dale is a hypochondriac, or someone who believes he has health problems he doesn’t have, so he throws a ball at Dale. Dale is surprised by the ball and without thinking reaches up to catch it. Looks like his wrists aren’t doing so badly after all!
Do you prefer to work at a desk and be a pencil pusher, or do you like physical labor?
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